01.04.07
Sky Falls in New Jersey: Civil Unions Continue
Well what happens when Chicken Little is right? A slightly humorous story of the sky falling of course.
It would appear that the prediction of the sky falling if Civil Unions were allowed to occur in NJ have actually proven to be true!
FREEHOLD TOWNSHIP, N.J. – Authorities were trying to identify a mysterious metallic object that crashed through the roof of a house in eastern New Jersey.
Nobody was injured when the golf-ball sized object, weighing nearly as much as a can of soup, struck the home and embedded itself in a wall Tuesday night. Federal officials sent to the scene said it was not from an aircraft.
The rough-surfaced object, with a metallic glint, was displayed Wednesday by police.
“There’s some great interest in what we have here,” said Lt. Robert Brightman. “It’s rather unusual. I haven’t seen anything like it in my career.”
He said he hoped to have the object identified within 72 hours, but declined to name the other agencies whose help he has enlisted
Wesboro Baptist Church has in turn stated “God hates single family homes in eastern New Jersey.”
This writer will watch carefully for falling objects when he goes to lunch this afternoon.
