12.15.06
Because remote control batteries don’t change themselves…
The latest “Action Alert” from Don “Can’t change the channel” Wildmon goes after CBS’s Two And a Half Men for parodying “Joy to the World” and “Gloria” during Christmas time.
December 13, 2006
CBS, Charlie Sheen bash Christ, Christmas and Christians
Charlie Sheen makes Joy to the World into a cheap sex song
CBS and actor Charlie Sheen have used the Christmas season to ridicule and mock Christ, Christmas and Christians. CBS approved actor Charlie Sheen’s vulgar adaptation of a favorite Christian Christmas carol. On the December 11 program, the network included in their Two and a Half Men an episode featuring Sheen singing about his sexual activity to the tune of the traditional Christmas hymn “Joy to the World.”
CBS and Sheen knew that the lyrics would greatly offend Christians, but did not hesitate to air them. Click here to see the episode on CBS.
The episode opens with series star Charlie (Sheen) singing:
“Joy to the world, I’m getting laid; I’m getting laid tonight. We’ll light the yule log, deck the halls, and then we’ll play some jingle balls. It’s been a real long wait – this is our second date! It’s Christmas Eve and I’m getting laid.”
His housekeeper/cook comes in and asks:
“Hey, I’m mixing up the egg nog. You want this broad lit up or just slightly glowing?” “Well,” Charlie says, “let’s see, we’re celebrating peace on earth and good will towards all mankind, so let’s get ‘er plowed!” “Hallelujah!” says the cook.
Charlie returns to singing, “Glo-oh-oh-oh-oh-ria, tonight I’m boinking Gloria!” CBS punctuates every single line with a laugh track.
Take Action
Such actions send a signal from CBS and Hollywood: “It’s ok to bash Christians, their religion and their God.” If you are tired of this bigotry from CBS and Hollywood, please take action and then forward this to your friends and family.
Yes, He even has the audacity to call others bigots. ‘Cause, you know, parodying a Christmas song is all about slamming Christians. Maybe, perhaps he should check out the “hits” from Westboro Baptist Church in which many a Christmas song is parodied or mocked.
Surprisingly he didn’t jump on the fact that it’s two men raising a boy, and no mother around.
Yes from Wildmon and his camp the “hits” keep on coming and coming. It’s amazing that his TV hasn’t burnt out, since he obviously can’t turn it off. It would explain the thick glasses though.
The comedic gold of Christian bashing. Every day something new to laugh about. Where on Earth does it come from?
Source: http://www.afa.net/aa121306.htm
